Superstar   (feat. Matthew Santos)      Chorus   If you are what you say you are   A super star   Then have no fear the camera's here and the microphone and they wanna know   Oh oh oh oh      If you are what you say you are   A super star   Then have no fear the crowd is here and the lights are on and they want a show   Oh oh oh oh      Verse 1   Yea, uh   A fresh cool young Lu   Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2   Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue   The world brought me to my knees   What have you brung you   Did you improve on the design   Did you do something new   Well your name ain't on the guest list   Who brung you, you   The more famous person you come through   And the sexy lady next to you   You come to   And then it hit me   Standing outside of heaven waiting for god to come and get me   Im too uncouth   Unschooled to the rules   And two gum shoe   Too much of a newcomer   And too uncool   Like Shadow and Lavelle   I battle with it well   Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue   Go back what ever you did you undo   Heavy is heaven   The devil on my two tons too      Chorus      Verse 2   And you better wear your shades   The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage   Down through the basement   Passed the Indian graves   Where the dinosaurs laid   And out through china   Nearly misses air liners   Magnified times five   This is pointed at the rhymer   Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze   Now that's important to say   Cuz even with all of that   Most of us don't want it to fade   We want it to braid   Meaning we want it to grow   Meaning we want it to stay   Like the governor called   And they told him to wait   Un-strap him from the chair   And put him back in his cage   The audience ain't fazed   And they ain't gone clap and they ain't gone praise   They want everything back that they paid   Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim      Chorus      Verse 3   So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away   Cuz I been standing in this line   For like five whole days   Me and security ain't getting along   And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone   So just take me home where the mood is mellow   And the roses are thrown   M&M's are yellow   And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker   Everybody gets a nice autograph picture   One for you and one for your sister   Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener   Every songs a favorite song   And mics don't feed back   All the reviewers say you need to go and see that   And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased   Then they all take the stage and start performing for me   Like ha ha hahaha   Ha ha hahaha ha      Chorus