oh, forgive me if you've heard this one just stop me stop me   if this is a disaster then in our stead we'll leave a chorus burning faster   in short, we took a picture perfect romance, set it to a deadly dance   maudlin defenses stressing the ties      oh, to keep up appearances   put on the sweetest smiles   always a little less dignified   always the bridesmaid never the bride      oh, forgive me. if you've heard this one just stop me seriously   oh, it isn't me. if I've gone to far just stop me stop me      oh, what a disaster. pick up the pieces so that they don't find the bastards   we hold responsible.   we don't need a doctor to tell us that our time is short   what we lack in headlines we make up in nerve      oh, it's hard to sleep with all this raging inside   somehow we keep it to ourselves   matches to mattresses   in the LIVE FREE OR DIE      oh, forgive me. if you've heard this one just stop me seriously   oh, it isn't me. if I've gone to far just stop me stop me      all those indian summers in the back half of autumn we stood wide eyed and wondered   how our lives would be different our lives would be seperate again   all those indian summers in the back half of autumn we stood wide eyed and wondered   how our lives could be different outside of new england      oh, forgive me. if you've heard this one just stop me seriously   oh, it isn't me. if I've gone to far just stop me stop me.   oh, forgive me. if you've heard this one just stop me seriously   oh, it isn't me. if I've gone to far just stop me stop me