There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you   Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane   Have a nice day   Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies   A pile of shit dressed up to appetize   The main course - degradation a la mode   You accept the invitation    I know how to treat a lady      I'm a fountain of love, like Christ   So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls   Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet   In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole      Turbulent ... Whirlpool      Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend   I think I need a foxy terrier   With a capital T, that rhymes with D   That stands for derriere    To bark for me and keep me company      You look so nice    With your nose in the dirt   You're my puppy   Bend over and lick yourself      And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest   Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo   Doggie bitch, let me drill my own hole   I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed   I'm the one you want, the one you get   Shit sucking butt fucking nerd      I'm a sadist, I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist   I shit, you eat my poop, you shit, I eat your poop   I shit - an infinite push-pull   Hedonism trading fours   You scratch my back I'll scratch yours      Incubus ... Suck your butts      Like Dick and Jane, the K-9 method is fucking insane   It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog   With a capital D, that rhymes with tree   That stands for pee pee   Your knight in shining armor   Ain't no nice guy at all      I am the devil who's under the skin   I hide in the smile and aim for the quim   God is my tactic and nature's my game   Forget all your opinions baby   Because I will always win ... Lesbian      O-U-8-1-8      The ritual    I urinate chivalry   Instinctual   Cuz I'm such a gentleman   You look so nice   With your nose in the dirt