Please give up this space   To someone worthy   Of course we are not worthy   To rest our bones   Ignore the human race   At your peril   Although magazine values   Are all around   I see tired and deflated faces   What is this thing un-happening      Climb on to the magic bus   Soon you will be part of us      Tra la la la lah (etc)   If you see an unattended package or bag   Donít ignore it, don't touch it   Alert a police officer   Or a member of staff      Look out please, mind the gap   Watch out for the people trap   Here we are, going down   Hold on before we hit the ground   Look out please, mind the gap   Stiletto stuck, in the cracks   Look out please, mind the gap   Someone is gonna get a slap      Ditto, ok, that's cool, that's fine   Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks      Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah (etc)      Mind the gap, mind the gap   Better mind the gap, mind the gap      Tra la la la lah, la lah la la lah, la la lah (etc)