There's this guy I met one day   Saw him at a show, he looked cool, I said "hey"   Talked for a few and before you know   We were skankin' it up at a punk rock show      Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit   Wait a sec ... oh shit   Couldn't believe my eyes, who was this guy   A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever      What was his name, oh gosh   But it doesn't matter now, 'cause he can't mosh   Skanking too fast to the slow beat of a drum   Waving his arms around like a stupid fuck      Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit   Wait a sec ... oh shit   Couldn't believe my eyes, who was this guy   A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever         lyrics by Jesse Stevens