M.C. says she don't like bringing nobody down   She's the drama queen that sent us screaming back to town   Maybe she's better when I'm better   Maybe she ain't so strange   Baby you ain't as real as the fiction that you read      And we're all better off leaving Miriam behind   The nervous twitch that shook my eye is nearly gone   Though I never really thought that you were truly dangerous   It's just better for us if you stay behind      Baby you ain't the daughter of Mark Twain and Ayn Rand   Like you stated in your press release to your imaginary fans   Maybe you'll go as far as you say   Maybe we'll see you in L.A.   But for now I hope that you stay right where you are      Maybe she's better when I'm better   Oh, maybe she ain't so strange   Baby you ain't as real   As the fiction that you read