I'M YOUR WICKED UNCLE ERNIE,   I'M GLAD YOU WON'T SEE OR HEAR ME   AS I FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.   YOUR MOTHER LEFT ME HERE TO MIND YOU,   NOW I'M DOING WHAT I WANT TO.   FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLING ABOUT, FIDDLING ABOUT.      DOWN WITH THE BEDCLOTHES,   UP WITH YOUR NIGHT-SHIRT.   FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.      FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.      YOU WON'T SHOUT AS I FIDDLE ABOUT.   FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.      FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.   (Fiddle about, fiddle about) FIDDLE ABOUT.      (Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about)   HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, FIDDLE ABOUT.      (Fiddle, fiddle)   COME ON, TOMMY, SHOW ME YOUR LITTLE VEST.   (Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle, fiddle)   HA-HA-HA, FIDDLE ABOUT, FIDDLE ABOUT.   (Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle)