And you said you'd never leave me   In fact you said you'd be my only one   I said you'd never grieve me baby   For things do when you are only having fun, fun.   You said you'd cry a river   I thought you meant you'd cry a river of tears   You'd rather die than live without me baby   But little girl you're so insincere   You know you count your blessings   But now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheep   And then I try to court your feelings   I caught your eye and then you caught my cheek   All the trees [prisoners?] must come to view [feed?] now   And there you stood so proud the apple of my eye   You said you'd never leave me baby   But little girl that's the reason why   Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone   Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone   Let's go collect our prize now   So entertaining we were no-one no-one [number one, number one?]   The judge is hypnotized now   But after all we both fooled [bought the fool] for so damn long   So face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now   'Cos one more time and it will all be done   'Cos I must have been a show to you now baby   My next performance has just begun   Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone   Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone   Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone   Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone   Oh, Stop and think for a minute baby   As they bring the curtain down   Another drink then another, maybe   The toast might not make rounds [To do so nothing rhymes?]   I chose the style, the duck and the weaving [wheel?]   We were famous for And here's to him, and here's to yours and   You can thank me for the floor [... take the floor the floor]   Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone   Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone   I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool   I don't know, so you turned around and found another   I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool   I don't know, so you turned around and found another