Ever since Mom walked out   Sis and I can get no sleep   Since then Dad's brought home 13 redheads   A blonde and brunette and a sheep   I pray to God, "Oh can you help us?   Save us from this reverie"   Shotgun westward, I blew away Alice   Buried her in the deep      Of this postage s-stamp world   You get what you want   In this postage stamp world   You can all get in line   And lick my behind   'Cause I won't be living with you   This time      There she was, a silky starlet   Pressed up to the screen   Captivated by social retards   She'd drink and drink and drink   Lipstick would burn her eyes out   Melt upon her waist   Embracing the dying lover   Her heart could feel no pain      In this postage s-stamp world   You get what you want   In this postage stamp world   You can all get in line   And lick my behind   'Cause I come in ones not twos    This time      In this postage s-stamp world   You get what you want   In this postage stamp world   You can all get in line   And lick my behind.   'Cause my brains been split open for too long   I decline