It isn’t everyday something happens in our neck of   The woods   And it’s a tired point I’m making I hope it’ll lend   Me the goods   I’ve always been told I’ve had better things to do than   Sit and wait   Wait for something, anything to happen in on me or   Us as of late      Because I found him   So cute and cuddly   He loves me, I’m his mommy   Jack the Rabbit does everything I say   Well he better or I’ll not feed him today      Jack’s 8 feet tall and stout as a wall, he’s liable   to do some damage   But as we see he listens to me and is harmless with a   Little cabbage   I hate to say he’s a guard dog because he’s obviously   A fucking rabbit   More to the point, when he’s angry, he’s lethal   So he’s my assassin      He’s Rico Suave and the ladies love him he   Rubs it in my face   Last week a jealous boyfriend came and tore the   Shit out of my place   He’s covered hi neck so far, but I’m too   Far from optimistic   And if this antichrist slips me one more time,   I’ll cut off his fucking dick