Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass   Stroke another one down, right behind my back   Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine   Everybody's chokin' on the grapevine      (chorus:)      Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies   Shootin' dirty pool, spewin' dirty lies      I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass   Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass   You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt   I ain't a notch on nobody's belt      (chorus)      Why don't you get a haircut, sister? {bottle breaking} That's it!      (chorus)