Look at me, I'm on the tele - v   How could this be, it's me on channel 3   Shiny shoes, and shiny hair   My stylist told me what to wear   She said to smile and look real thin   Oh woah oh woah      Is anybody watching me?   Or will I disappear?   Is anybody holding on me?   Am I wasting my time?      I want it, you need it   Come on baby, let's conceive it   If I fail, will you try?   Oh, no! Don't turn the channel off      Knock, knock, that's me on the other side   Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see   I'm trapped behind this glass   I'm trapped right in a box   But that that's me, right on the the tele - v