Fat cop hey look what you got   it's not a lot when you're out on the job you spot   with all them criminals are out on the action   and you just got time 90% of your fraction   stalking out the flood halls and filling up the semis   save a bit for later cuz your belly is getting heavy   ya hit the 7-11 now you find yourself in heaven   with all the booty there you could possibly imagine      oh my god just jump back   and make a little room for the blimp in the blue hat   well oh my god just jump back   and make a little room for the blimp in the blue hat      you got me running and there ain't nobody follows   and im in the clear cuz he's got himself a freddo   the wrapper flips up and hits up his eyes   but he just stop still with no point to try      well just be meek don't scream and don't shout   and let him tell you what it's all about   there's food on the table   and food in his car   there's food in his face even hours after dark      fat cop hey look what you got   it's not a lot when you're out on the place you spot   with all them criminals they never need to worry   and they got heaps of room cuz you're never in a hurry   and keeping your time with your foot in the door   of every restraunt you eat for free cuz you're the law   the man the fuzz the d piggy and the gov   if you're bringing home the bacon    then you're someone that he loves