there was this kid named syd and he was born   maybe the doctor hit him a little too hard   he just seemed to have gotten off to a bad start   never relax never relax never relax      big brothers and big sisters gave him lots of attention   but syd was a hyperactive kid   he just never seemed able to sit still   never relax never relax never relax       never relax   never relax never relax never relax      unlike the other kids on his block   syd never learned how to walk   he just ran around acting nervous   never relax never relax never relax      he sat in school in detention   drawing funny pictures on the wall   not a moment of peace did syd ever find   never relax never relax never relax      never relax   never relax never relax never relax      now when syd discovered mastrubation   he just couldn't keep a good thing down   but it didnt help much his condidton   never relax never relax never relax      syd signed up for the army   cause he got tired of working in the pottery   and they sent him to a foriegn country   never relax never relax never relax      syd met this girl in east germany    and she invited him up to his room for some tea   then she pulled out a gun and took his money   never relax never relax never relax      she shot syd through the head   and syd died and went to hell   and he burned and he burned and he yelled   never been relaxed never relax never relax      now the devil said this aint fair   most people who come here have had their share of comfort   so he sat syd in a reclining chair   but it was an electric chair   never relax never relax never relax      never relax   never relax never relax never relax