talk about a lousy weekend   couldn't find a single friend friend   had my heart set on disappointment   up walks a super joe joe   asks me how my day go go   tells me good luck and spits on my shoe      but oh, oh oh, the telephone rings   and oh, oh oh, there's nobody there      saw a girl on the street corner   say hey i'm a lonely loner   she looks at me like i'm some sort of crud   fast cars pass me by   everybody cursing me why   find a donut in the sewer      oh, oh oh, the telephone rings   and oh, oh oh, there's nobody there      doesn't matter what ou eat   i think you're all a bunch of creeps   and i would like to see you all gone   stop comin' 'round my door   i don't care for you no more   wish you would all just go away      oh, oh oh, the telephone rings   oh, oh oh, there's nobody there      talk about a lousy weekend