i know it sounds stupid when i say it out loud    like i'm just jealous of his silver cloud    he looks so good he drinks diet coke    he gets his magazines sent by air and not boat      Chorus    i wish i was him    he gets the girls at his feet    with all his cool friends    he gets his records for free    i wish i was him    he has no enemies    i wish i was him       he's got six different flanel shirts    airwalks not thongs   he even understands the words to pavement songs    he's got his new guitar toys    he likes mud and the beastie boys       chorus    i wish i was him    he gets the girls at his feet    with all his cool friends    he gets his records for free    i wish i was him    he has no enemies    i wish i was him       i feel much better now    i've let it all out    he's got big biceps and a    masculine shout    i'm not trying to sound like i'm    trying to be mean    but he thinks he can be a girl better then me       chorus    i wish i was him    he gets the girls at his feet    with all his cool friends    he gets his records for free    i wish i was him    he has no enemies    i wish i was him       i wish i waaas him