Call me old fashioned    But I'm a little nervous about the future   I've got no enthusiasm    For burgers or computers   Televisions bores me now   In a hundred different ways   And the police are getting younger   Getting younger every day       All I wanted was some tender loving care   Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air      You want it    You've got it   You took it all from me   My cheque book, my wallet   My pride and dignity   And I can't even get a taxi    To the safety of my house   The driver gets a nosebleed   If he travels that far south      All I wanted was some tender loving care   Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air   Dear Claire   Sincerely   Bored of London   By the way   The police are getting younger every day      I wanna see the sights I wanna hear the songs   About human right and about human wrongs   I'm as lovesick and as stupid as all the rubbish that I heard   The public gets the music that no public could deserve   They put me in the spot light tied me to the stage   The only thing I got right wa to lie about my age   I've been fitted up for size for Top Of The Pops   In a uniform supplied by the gkam rock cops      All I ever wanted was some tender loving care   Before it gets sponsored with the water and the air   Dear Claire   Sincerely   Bored of London   By the way   The police are getting younger every day