You're so shameless   Sweet thing please don't bring us down      You're so shameless   But what goes it comes around      And on a trip to Mexico   Never knew that it could snow   We shared a bed like days gone by   The mistresses all knew your name   The minister started acting strange      Shameless   Don't really wanna know what's going on   You're so shameless   Sweet thing please don't bring us down      And on a trip to Yellow Knife   Professor Panos and his wife   Secret dealings at the Quebec bar   With an arctic wilderness guide   Says he was a retired Canadian spy      Shameless   Sweet thing please don't bring us down (hm-hm, no-no)   You're so shameless   Don't really wanna know what's going on (hm-hm-hm)      You're so shameless   But what goes it comes around   Yeah you're so shameless (shameless)   Yeah you're so shameless (shameless)      You're so shameless (yeah yeah shameless)   You're so shameless   You're so shameless (you should be guarded by monkeys)   You're so shameless (you should be guarded by monkeys)   (REPEAT WITH AD LIBS TO FADE)