I know that you don't love me    I know you hate my guts    I know the nasty things you say    About me, to those sluts      Well, maybe I'm a weasel    Maybe I'm a liar    Maybe I'm a skinny punk    Who couldn't change a tire      I'm laying down and I'm playing dead    I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby      I've always been this pasty    I've always been this shape    I'm just a teensy-weensy thing    Passed on by itsy-bitsy apes      I'm laying down and I'm playing dead    I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby      You know that you could train me    You know I'd sit and beg    But you think I'm just a dirty dog    That tried to hump that pretty leg      I'm laying down and I'm playing dead    I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby