Dead you barmy you make it to heaven   Fancy drowning to death you barmy in   Half a fathom see red rim barnacle   Come back clammy he reek all lammy   He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair   Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb      "Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy   I reek all lammy of half a fath   Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven"      Fancy drowning to death you lamb you   Come back clammy you reek all lammy   Of half a fathom of stink and you dead      Make it to heaven red rim barmy you   Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle   Make it to heaven red rim barmy you      All soldiers together in World War One   Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme   My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"   I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"   And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"      All soldiers together in World War One   Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme   My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?"   I says, "Blown of by a big bomb"   And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong"      All soldiers together in World War One   Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme   Make it to heaven red rim barmy you      Dead and you make it up to heaven   Fancy starving to death you barnacle   In half a fathom of red rim barnacle   Come back clammy you dead you barnacle   Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair      It was your idea to have a crazy party   With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed   On your body and to make the birds stop singing   While they go pick your bones white as pale   All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you      Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle   Make it to heaven red rim barmy you      "Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy   I reek all lammy in half a fathom   Of suffer and stink and clam and you"      Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle   Make it to heaven red rim barmy you dead   Saw barnacle make it to heaven   Come back clammy you red rim barmy you   Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle   Make it to heaven