Obey the Lord of this magic mushroom kingdom    Hey Mario   You're gonna fucking die   Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989    Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole    Two Italians in an Asian world eating spaghetti with cat meatballs    Jump up and squash a goomba   Fuck that give me fire power    Blowing in the cartridge   This fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work   Bought it from a tag sale   You fucking dicks   I want my dollar back   Blowing in the system   What kind of bullshit is this anyway    The controller is all sticky now   I should have never put those fucking stickers on it   The Mario and Duck hunt game   Nothing beats it still to this day    I just want to shoot that goddamn dog   Motherfucker don't you laugh at me   The ducks must be smoking crack    I'm 3 inches from the screen still missing   Bow your head down when before the Lord   Has that mushroom gone straight to your head   (Mario) HAIL King Bowser   Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead   Dodging fireballs in this lava pool   Where is that fucking bitch Princess Toadstool   Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle    Find Princess Toadstool   Bring her to me   More than a kiss   Get down on your knees   I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit    Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings    The Cheap-Cheaps and the fucking squid things    Hammer brothers got the target on your balls    and they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws   No more continues no option to save    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!    Game over.