I don't give a ish about this week's success   It's the scandal and preversion   What you do with your excess   Same sex lovers or maybe with your brother   The map of the stars is my guide   I take them to their houses but I never go inside   And it's probably my name on her bottle of pills   And I'll take the fall for his twelve year old girls      Chauffeur      Started with a wax and a wash   Bel Aire and Malibu   Back and forth on the 101, yeah   I'll go to east L.A. for you   And on our way to the hollywood squares   you might kill your lover in a game of truth or dare   But you cant be late to your award ceremony   so i'll drop you off first and then i'll dump the body      Chauffeur   Can you take me where I need to go?   Chauffeur   Do you know where I can score some blow?   Chauffeur   I'll take you where you need to go   Chauffeur   And i know where you can score some blow   Chauffeur   'Cause I'm the one who's in the know   Yeah im the one who's in the know      Yeah I forgot about your appointment with Joan   Hold on a second and I'll get her on the phone   We're busy then I guess we'll have to post pone   You're passing out scripts because they're shooting   My attentative profile is rolling sunset   while you're in the back giving as good as you get