There's a fruitcake for everybody   There's a fruitcake for everyone   There are b-sides to every story   If you decide to have some fun      Take a bite   It's alright   There's some brandy and star margarine to make it bright   Take a bite   It's alright   A little lovin' and some fruit to bake   Life is a piece of cake      It's the season for being happy   But the reason is dead and gone   If the reason for being happy   Takes a backseat when the season's done      Just take a bite   It's alright   Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight   Take a bite   It's alright   A little lovin' and some fruit to bake   Life is a piece of cake      Everybody, everywhere people do you really care   Christmas time has once again arrived   Everybody, everywhere people do you really care   Christmas time has once again arrived      Mistletoe and a little snow   But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights   Mistletoe and a little snow   But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights      Stars are falling down from heaven   But it's nowhere near our town   Miracles are falling down from heaven   But it's nowhere near our town      There's a fruitcake in everybody   There's a fruitcake in everyone   There are b-sides to every story   If you decide to have some fun      Just take a bite   It's alright   Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight   Take a bite   It's alright   A little lovin' and some fruit to bake   Life is a piece of cake