I remember it well   I was just about three   My dad said   "Son what do you want to be?"   It didn't ring no bells but I said   "Daddy I'm a bit too young what do you want from me?"      I'm much older now   I'm almost a man   I can do anything, you bet I can   Raise a family   Now wouldn't that be grand   So sorry but I got bigger plans      You can be anything in the world today   Something like a preacher, a teacher   A baseball player   Those kind of things I just don't care   I want to represent the USA      The American Dream   As far as the eye I say can you see   I want to be   I want to be the leader of the country      When I'm President   Things will be different   We'll start a new government   When I'm President   When I'm President   You can be in my cabinet   I'll be your heaven sent   President      First things first we're gonna change the rules   Better listen up all you boys and girls   Your president says there'll be no after school   So vote for me wouldn't that be cool      Yeah! Yeah!      Now I know there's trouble in the Middle East   I'll spend all the money when I stop the Arms Race   All my brothers in the desert   Gonna have themselves a feast   When that's done then we'll start on world peace      So go ask Alice   Cos you know what he said   What did he say?   Remember, "I wanna be elected"