These are your good years    don't take my advice    you never wanted the nice boys anyway    and I'm of good cheer    cause I've been checking my list    the gifts you're receiving from me    will be       one awkward silence    and two hopes you cry yourself to sleep    staying up, waiting by the phone    and all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me    before you bury yourself alive       don't come home for Christmas    you're the last thing I wanna see    underneath the tree    merry Christmas, I could care less       happy new years baby    you owe me    the best gift I will ever ask for    don't call me up, when the snow comes down    its the only thing I want this year       one awkward silence    and two hopes you cry yourself to sleep    staying up, waiting by the phone    all I want this year is for you to dedicate your last breathe to me    before you bury yourself alive       don't come home for Christmas    you're the last thing I wanna see    underneath the tree    merry Christmas, I could care less       don't come home for Christmas    you're the last thing I wanna see    underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)    merry Christmas, I could care less       don't come home for Christmas    you're the last thing I wanna see    underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)    merry Christmas, I could care less