um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh   um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh      walking down the street   something caught my eye   a growing epidemic that really ain't fly   a middle aged lady   i gotta be blunt   her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front      i could see her uterus her pants were too tight   she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know   she had a frontal wedgie   a Camel Toe      [chorus]   um hmm thats right uh huh   oh no   fix yourself girl   you got a   Camel Toe   um hmm thats right uh huh   oh no   fix yourself girl   you got a   Camel Toe      girl thats gotta hurt   take some time and adjust can't you see people staring   and making a fuss   could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance   is your crotch hungry girl   cause its eating your pants   do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings   the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing   in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out   with your Camel Toe      [Repeat Chorus]      first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress   a little quick to wearin   pum pum shorts   and its causin me much distress   whoomp there it is   yeha right in the front   everybody come and get a good look   i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny   and every nook   you better take a quick minute   before you step outside   and check the area thats pubic   or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up   like rubic   take these words of advice   cause its not very nice   i wanna put you al in the know   girls don't sleep   don't let your pants creep   watch out for   The Camel Toe      [Repeat chorus]