I was once a sailor back in 1982.   Sailed around the world inside a fiberglass canoe   Searching for the antidote that my poor heart could use.   I was only seven, but it's what I had to do.      And everybody says,   'You can't be serious,   You can't be serious, no!   'You can't be serious,   You can't be serious, oh!'      I set out to find my girl, and, my girl, I found you.   I would do it all again just to tie your shoe.   Serious, I'm serious. Every word is true.   I would do it all again just to tie her shoe.      And everybody says,   'You can't be serious,   You can't be serious, no!   'You can't be serious,   You can't be serious, oh!'