Why a dog?   Dogs are bad!   Dogs do things that make me mad!      Dogs slobber   Dogs snore   Dogs dump fur all over the floor      Dogs roll   Dogs shake   Dogs howl outside   And keep me awake      Dogs whimper   And dogs wag   Dogs eat stuff that make me gag      Dogs dig   Dogs chew   Dogs throw up in people's shoes      Dogs sniff   Dogs beg   Dogs scratch   And lift their nasty legs      Dogs bark   And dogs chase   Dogs lick me in the face      Dogs pant!   Dogs fog!   You have me, baby   So why a dog?      Well,   Dogs are faithful   Dogs defend   I guess a dog   Can be a friend