Every time I see your grinning face   I realize you're a pitiful disgrace   So many fingers pointing down at you   Talking behind your back and you don't have a clue   Parading around like you think you're god   You're just a cheap imitation, a complete and total fraud   I'm sick of hearing all your bragging and your lies   A real born loser and that's no surprise      You said your father died in Vietnam   But you're a bastard son with a whore for a mom   Mirror magnet, smelling like a rose   You plastic motherfucker, all you do is pose   Conceited, self-righteous, and arrogant   Your head is so hollow there's enough room to rent   Little big man, so full of shit   Just shut up, you damn hypocrite      Verbal razors - cut you down to size   I'm sick of wading through your bullshit   I see through your disguise   Verbal razors - slice you to the bone   You've been abandoned   And now you're all alone      You lost your job because you're incompetent   Everybody hates you, your friends all came and went   The facade is getting old, we're hip to your charade   You mother has disowned you, your wife's out getting laid   Evicted from your condo, now you're living in a shack   Sitting on your ass shooting up and smoking crack   Now look in the mirror, and tell me what you see   A strung-out junkie with a college degree!      Nobody cares if you're alive or dead   We've had enough of being used and misled   You've pissed on everyone you've ever met   Now you're digging through the trash looking for a cigarette   No one's there to lend you a hand   You better help yourself, 'cause I hope you understand   Self-centered, back-stabbing egotist   Don't fuckin' ask for favors, 'cause you're on my blacklist