Rad Dude Lyrics by Lawnmower Deth

Don't talk to me about your scene,
And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams,
So you've got a board and a baseball hat?
Don't fill me with your 'right on' crap!

'Cos I'm the Rad Dude.

So you've got a board - Rad Dude,
And you listen to sod - Rad Dude,

And the scene is heaven - Rad Dude,
I'm only eleven - Rad Dude.

No pay, No meat, no drink, no sex,
I never get the opportunity to shop at Next,
I wish I was a big puffy glam,
Then I wouldn't have to give a damn.
Then I could spray my hair,
About the ozone layer, I would not care.

Then I wish I was glam,
Then I wouldn't give a damn,
Then I could spray my hair,
The ozone layer I don't care
(x2)

Rad dude

I'm the Rad Dude
(x3)

Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, So you've got a board and a baseball hat? Don't fill me with your 'right on' crap! 'Cos I'm the Rad Dude. So you've got a board - Rad Dude, And you listen to sod - Rad Dude, And the scene is heaven - Rad Dude, I'm only eleven - Rad Dude. No pay, No meat, no drink, no sex, I never get the opportunity to shop at Next, I wish I was a big puffy glam, Then I wouldn't have to give a damn. Then I could spray my hair, About the ozone layer, I would not care. Then I wish I was glam, Then I wouldn't give a damn, Then I could spray my hair, The ozone layer I don't care (x2) Rad dude I'm the Rad Dude (x3)