All aboard, rudeness train      Tell your sister to come down quick      And she can have a suck of my dick      On the rudeness train      I gave her one in the corridor      And after that she wanted more      On the rudeness train      Move off sister if you could      For you are standing on my wood      On the rudeness train      Show your ticket at [???]      And I look up and tell it [?}      On the rudeness train      I had a girl the other night      She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight      On the rudeness train      Whether you're small or whether you're large      Whether you're soft or whether you're hard      It's a rudeness train      Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear      I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her bear      On the rudeness train      A by loose dibber and nibber and dock      Waving and shaking his big hairy ____      On the rudeness train      Slow down,      Slow down brother...      You're going too fast...