Hey girl   Is it really right for me   Send a little message   That i know i can see      Behold the life i lead for you   One would hope the only life for two   Can't you see the only life for me      Hey dude   Better try to make things work   You really gonna mess up   If you're like that with that girl      This way, this life, for me   This won't change the lonely life you see   This is not the life i thought would be      Hot dog   Guess you really bite my log   Everybody hates me   But assume i'm not around      For me, i say it's true   I wonder if they love me like you do   Maybe i can suck enough for two      Hey chick   What you gonna make of this   Getting sentimental   Better get there something quick      It's all the thing for me   Like some weird porno philosophy   Making us a grand apostrophe   It's sick   What you gonna make of this   Guess we'll think of something   Better think of something quick      It's here you make your peace   The cut the fold the crease   Maybe you can cure your own disease