Verse:   Get ready for four years of pitiful   Get comfortable in your own motions   Your outlook on life now so cynical   Be true to yourself and you’ll get by      Chorus:   You’re non-athletic   They’re so pathetic   And now you’re stuck in here with people you don't like   So just sit tight      Verse:   Get ready for four years of uncomfortable   Get used to having no one by your side   And watch as they all crave material   I know that you've never been that type      Chorus:      Bridge:      You better learn how to run a bit faster   You better start that right away   Because minds like theirs aren’t going to stop for you   And a mind like yours will never change      So go on I'm better    You've got your letterman’s sweater      Chorus: