Grocery store   Three niggers inside   The store ain't open   It's the middle of the night   Alarm goes off    The cops show up   They caught 'em red-handed   Put 'em in handcuffs      And then...   And then...   And then...   And then...      Jesse showed up   Jesse showed up   Wouldn't you know it   Jesse Jackson showed up   He had a bunch of porch monkeys   Praisin' his name   While he preached and he hollered   And he passed the blame   And said:      "Them niggers wasn't stealin' when they got caught. They was only doin' some shoppin' just like I thought. White man should never store there it's all his fault."      And they all got excited   When Jesse showed up      Election time   A new president   Al Gore never wins   So the niggers all went   The checks were counted   And counted again   They counted three times   But they still didn't win      And then...   And then...   And then...   And then...      Jesse showed up   Jesse showed up   Wouldn't you know it   Jesse Jackson showed up   He had a bunch of porch monkeys   Praisin' his name   While he preached and he hollered   And he passed the blame   And said:      "Listen you niggers I think we've been had. If we lose this election it's gonna be bad. And it's the white man's fault 'cause he stole all the checks."      And they all got excited   When Jesse showed up      Something's gonna happen   One of these days   If Jesse Jackson don't start   Mendin' his ways   He's gonna keep stirrin'    The niggers up   'Til the white man says    Enough is enough      And then...   And then...    And then...   And then...      The Klan'll show up   The Klan'll show up   All dressed in white   They're gonna show up   He's gonna be sorry   For struttin' his stuff   Hell's gonna break loose   When the Klan shows up   And they'll say:      "Jackson, what do you mean causin' all this trouble? It's up yours nigger, we gonna pop your bubble. We gonna break it off in ya, and stick it in double."      So just watch yourself Jesse   When this Klan shows up   You'd better watch yourself Jesse   When the Klan shows up