I know a waitress   At tasty diner   She makes it easier to order food   She makes the specials   Sound really speical   She makes it easy to get over you I think      I'm feeling fatter   We use to eat at home   But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal   I like that waitress   She isn't eating me   But she knows I need more than food to help me heal      Under a shit stained moon   I stink of you   I can't escape this   Break up residue   Stuck like glue   Under a shit stained moon      I go to parties   I really live it up   I show the ladies what a superstar can be   I'll drink a gallon   Before they make me stop   But everybody knows I'm fakin' everything      Under a shit stained moon   I stink of you   I can't escape this   Break up residue   Stuck like glue   Under a shit stained moon      Under a shit stained moon   I stink of you   I can't escape this   Break up residue   Stuck like glue   Under a shit stained moon