There’s a hole in my sock   I’m not gonna stitch it up (x2)   I got a kettle in my kitchen   For making coffee and tea   There’s a hole in the wall   I don’t really care at all   There’s a hole in the wall   I don’t think it’s gonna fall   Under the big tree in my garden   We read the papers in the shade   There’s a hole in the sky   Someday all the people will fry   There’s a hole in the sky   Suffocate and die   Slice another mango, bread pops out the toaster   Take the bacon out the pan   There’s a hole in my heart   You’ve got to fill it up (x2)   I watch my TV, it doesn’t see me   You’re on the 8 o’clock news   There’s a hole in your mother   The lady says it’s ‘cause you shot her   There’s a hole in your mother   Why did I ever bother   Finished up the dishes, taken out the garbage   Hang my clothes on the line   If there’s a hole in her head   Chances are she’s probably dead   There’s a hole in her head   Guess you’re not so thoroughbred   La la la la la la la la la la la la lah lah   There’s a whole lot of things you can ignore   A whole lot of things to be thankful for   There’s a whole new world to explore   Just depends what you’re looking for   People want to screw me   Life is just a movie when you want to have fun   Get your hole in one   Whole in one