Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Can I look into your eyes? Hey hey hey   Can't ya hear me say      Tell me tell me that   Can I dance between your thighs   Hey hey hey. Can't ya hear me say   No no no no. Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah   No no no no. Tell me yeah, yeah, yeah      Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Can I twist and pull your hair   Hey hey hey. Can't ya hear me say   Tell me tell me that   Can I carry you upstairs? Hey hey hey   Can't ya hear me say      I know I ain't no Romeo   I know you got no place to go   I need your love - I want my share   Well uh huh and a no no no   Uh huh and a yeah yeah yeah      No no no no tell me yeah yeah yeah   No no no no tell me yeah yeah yeah      (spoken)   Shhhh - Be very very quiet   It's woman season - I'm woman hunting   Every time I go woman hunting   It always seems to blow up in my face   I never really get the things I want   I'm not expecting a pity party or nothing   Any girl'd be nice every now and then   I'm a nice guy - I bathe   Sure I got blue arms - So what?   It doesn't make me a bad person   One example - Just last night I had it all ready   The girl that walked out on me on New years Eve   Well she came back last night   And she said, "I don't have to go home tonight."   I said, "All right."   So - I bought again a case of cold, cold Heiniken   And then - I had it in the van   A big bottle of Jack Daniels   Not the little one, the big one   And I always carry a stash, cause you never know   I had two left, two ludes, for the girl of my dreams   Now,again, she drinks my beer   She drinks my whiskey   She does my Qualudes   5 o'clock comes   "Oh I feel sick - I gotta go home now."   And she threw up all over the floor   I said, "Freeze, freeze - go outside and do that!"   I said, "The hell with this. I don't need this."   "I'll go to the geisha house where it's free."    So I said, "Quit, quit throwing up"   "Don't tell me no, tell me yeah yeah yeah"   Don't tell me no tell me yeah yeah yeah   And she threw up again      Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Tell me tell me that   Can I lubricate your lips   Hey hey hey   Can't ya hear me say      Tell me tell me that   Can I steal your battleship   Hey hey hey, can't ya hear me say   I know I ain't no Romeo   I know you got no place to go   I need your love    I want my share   Well uh huh and a no no no   There goes an uh huh and a yeah yeah yeah    Yeah yeah yeah   Yeah yeah yeah   Yeah yeah yeah   Yeah yeah   No no no no - Tell me yeah yeah yeah   No no no no - Tell me yeah yeah yeah   No no no no - Tell me yeah yeah yeah   No no no no - Tell me yeah yeah yeah   Oh   Trust me   Ooooo   A - E - I - O - U