Welcome back   Here we go again   A beautiful girl and some dirty old men   Before we continue the task at hand   Let's go ahead and introduce the band      From the land of volcanoes   The lovely lucia   Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear   She screams like a banshee and she moves like a cat   I could tell you much more but let's leave it at that      The lord of lard   The mighty swine   He loves manchego and a bottle of wine   Also known as raymond watts   He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots      The one and only   The great steve white   His morals are loose but his shirts are tight   Challenged by few   Rivaled by none   He's alow down dirty son of a gun      This is the biscuit's crux   Solid rock against the flux   Ultra-heavy beat deluxe   KMFDM forever sucks   Here's your voice from the underground   Get ready for another round   Nothing new it's the same old shit   If it works this good why fuck with it      Andy selway the master of skins   Often found screwing chicks behind bins   His hobbies include but aren't limited to   Things you and I would rather not do      And here we have jules   The king of guitar   He's only home when he's inside a bar   Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos   He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes      I am käpt'n K   The korruptor of youth   My word is gospel of the honest truth   I am the father of industrial rock   And if you don't believe me   You can suck my glock