Says she wanna ride the Jesus train   There ain't no way she's comin' back   Bought herself a one way ticket   Down at the old rail track   Damn, that Jesus train   Is never gonna sail      And I find it hard   To look the other way   And I find it so hard   Ridin' on that train      And when the drinks don't work   I'm gonna ride on that train   When the parties die   You know I'll be back again      Says she wanna fly to another land   Doesn't really know why   Get on that crazy bird   End up three miles high   Damn, that Jesus train   Is never gonna sail      And I find it hard   To look the other way   And I find it so hard   Ridin' on that train      And when the drinks don't work   I'm gonna ride on that train   When the parties die   You know I'll be back again