I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      Jack loves Jill   Jill loves Phil   What were they to do?   Just spin the bottle round and round   To find out who to chew   The bottle stopped   Bill got caught   Jack ran up the hill   Nobody in the water would help him after   Find another Bill      I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      Jack went down in a huff to the corner store   With a shotgun on his back, he evened out the score   Shotgunned bottles in a rage, spun out of control   Now he's serving life in jail, hoping for parole      I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      I'm in love with Jill   You're in love with Phil   Let's just spin the bottle baby   See who's it gonna be      All right!      Aaaahhhh, Aaaahhhh, Aaaahhhh