Multiple choice   Pick and choose   Who do you think will win?   ‘Cause someone’s got to lose   Will you draw the line?   Will you pass the test?   Now that you’re trapped inside   Of this hectic mess!   This life’s tidal wave   It’s pushing me to the edge   Will I get through this mess before I’m dead?   Survive an undertow that’s turning me inside out   My sphincter’s squeezing, my hands are freezing   And my stomach’s freaking out!      MY HEAD! It’s split in two   MY HEAD! What will I do?   MY HEAD! Can I buy some time?   MY HEAD! I think I lost my mind      Damn my to-do list is way too long   I’ve barely got time to sing this song   Day by day – one by one   I keep working my ass off ‘till the day is done   This life’s tidal wave   It’s pushing me to the edge   Will I get through this mess before I’m dead?   Survive an undertow that’s turning me inside out   My sphincter’s squeezing, my hands are freezing   And my stomach’s freaking out!      MY HEAD! It’s split in two   MY HEAD! What will I do?   MY HEAD! Can I buy some time?   MY HEAD! I think I lost my mind      I’ve got this funny feeling   Something’s just not right   Twisting and turning in my bed all night   This stress has got me down   This stress has got me out   This stress has got me evaluating   What I’m all about      Lost out at sea   Where no one can find me   Swimming amongst a coral reef in my own lunacy   Numb to a cold that doesn’t even hurt   The only pain that I can feel   Is way down in my gut!      MY HEAD! It’s split in two   MY HEAD! What will I do?   MY HEAD! Can I buy some time?   MY HEAD! I think I lost my mind