Stagecoach lady hourglass body   Makin' things glow in the night   Well she would if she could   And she'd be good if she would   Only be a lover she'd be out tonight   'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat   And it's too bad can't get me none of that      Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' a gin   Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass   And playin' poker to win   'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat   And it's too bad can't get me none of that      It's too bad      And it's too bad can't get me none of that      Loose old lady my mama Katie chivalry was born at her feet   Well she shoulda' thought twice when pa showed his dice   At night she put my daddy to sleep   'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat   And it's too bad can't get me none of that   It's too bad Lord it's too bad   I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad... yea   I said it's too bad it's too bad   You know it's too bad... aaahh it's too bad