Cheater, Cheater   Where'd you meet her   Down at Ernie's Bar?      Did she smile your way   Twirl her hair and say   How cute your dimples are?      Did she use that line   "Your place or mine?"   While you danced with her real slow?   Tell me, cheater, cheater   Where'd you meat that no good white trash ho?      Liar, liar   Did you buy her whiskey all night long?   Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans   Or did you just keep it on?      When the deed was done   And you had your fun   Did you think I wouldn't know?   Tell me, cheater, cheater   Where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?      Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met   But to lay your hands on a married man is 'bout as low as a gal can get   Hey I wish her well as she rots in Hell   And you can tell her I said so   Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?      Loser, loser, hope you love her   'Cause you're stuck with her now   Take your sorry butt, load up all your stuff   And get the hell out of my house   But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go   Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?      Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met   But to lay your hands on a married man is 'bout as low as a gal can get   Hey I wish her well as she rots in Hell   And you can tell her I said so   Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho?      Yeah, I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go   Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that low down, up town, slept with every guy around   Pressed on eyelash, no good white trash ho?