One, two, three, and four   She fluffs her hair she hits the floor   Spandex pants, wide pink belt   She's got the 80's metal down   I dont get why anyone    Would want to repeat this more than once   She goes ayayayayayayay yaya      And I, I'm just stupified    As she's heading for the disco   I think I'll keep my distance   Head on the run   Suburbian fun      She's heading for the disco   I think I'll keep my distance   Head on the run   Suburbian fun      Five, six, seven, eight   She wished brett micheals her date   Trying hard to be old school    But goddamned poison was never cool   I don't get why anyone    Would want to dress up as an 80's whore    She goes nanananananana nana      And I, I'm just stupified    As she's heading for the disco   I think I'll keep my distance   Head on the run   Suburbian fun      She's heading for the disco   I think I'll keep my distance   Head on the run   Suburbian fun      She's heading for the disco   I think I'll keep my distance   Head on the run   Suburbian fun      Disco disco disco disco disco disco-o-o    Disco disco disco disco disco disco-o-o      She's heading for the disco