Dark and Stormy walk along   the straight and narrow path   meeting many nights along the way      when the wind starts to blow   they know that it's their time   yesterday is gone but not today      when they see the end is coming   thunder comes a bumping   as dark and stormy walk along the sky      clouds in the sky    can see the mountains high   say hello then soon wave goodbye      the ocean turning dark again   waves getting sharp and then   out of the blue arrives the storm      ravaging the villages   pillaging the houses   destroying the cities   drowning the people   shocking the towers,   you know dark and stormy are here      listen to the mercy cries   children all on sugar highs   the very lowest kind of high      mothers in their book clubs   reverse disguised as crook hubs   read about how little that they know      but when stormy comes out for them all   and dark overtakes their dining halls   they'll know they've made a big mistake.