Hello boys and girls   Hi!   Have you ever been.. down?   Yeah.   Wanted some help?   Uhhuh   I have.   This is my story.      Looking one day in the mirror   Thoughts hazy wish they were clearer   My reflection just aint me   Hear the devil's voice can't be?   "You're an evil, evil man   Shake the red suit in man's hand   I've got a plan for you   Just eat this here eyeballs and goo"   Achy? eyeballs chowing down   Looked at the mirror no more frown   Put on cologne, and hit the town   Loved by everyone around   Heard that voice come creeping in   Son just don't forget to do sin   Raped a girl   Killed a boy   Sinful baby - what a joy      Evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   I've got those evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   The devils at me all the time (all the time)   Won't you help me baby I've tried      Now I've got a girl that I'm faithful to   The voice said remember be a hateful you   'ey now girl that's a real good sleuth   Just don't tell her the cocky truth   So I slept with Toiny, Lisa, and Saidi.   Tami, Whitney a really nice 80?   Dissed them all, did not call   Felt so great no guilt at all   Then I stole my best friends car   Really good mileage drove her real far   Called my moma, she picked me up   Blamed it on her, she blames bad luck   Have my hearing, I don't bail   All the people say "King to the Hail"   Spread my wings as I set sail   Flying on that big fat rail      Evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   I've got those evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   The devils at me all the time (all the time)   Won't you help me baby I've tried (oh I've tried, I've tried, I've tried)      Then the devil said "It's time to be a racist"   Said "Don't wanna do that man, it's tasteless"   Then he made me get a gun.   He said "Hit the streets boy have some fun"   Hit the streets and I shot a jew,   got a black a mexican too.   Nailed an asian and his crew   Killed a red ol' white and blue   Looked around a tear I shed   Put the gun up to my head   Pulled the trigger the concrete read?   Hit the ground I thank god I'm dead   blood proceeding oh so true   Don't let the devil get a hold of you   Don't let the devil get a hold of you   Don't let the devil get a hold of you      Evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   I've got those evil thoughts in my mind (in my mind)   The devils at me all the time (all the time)   Won't you help me baby I'm dying (dying)      Got those evil thoughts   I've got those evil thoughts   Got those evil thoughts   I've got those evil thoughts   Got those evil thoughts   I've got those evil thoughts   Got those evil thoughts   I've got those evil thoughts         I tried. Please don't attack me. ^^