well don't be that way cause i might be on that next train,   if i get around to it,   well oh no oh no, im so fucking undependable,   but you have to admit, it's part of my charm,   at least i thought it was, oh, forget i said it...      i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,   cause i'm getting good, at falling down, and playing dead...      well don't play that game cause i can't be held responsible for any sort of injuries,   i dont wanna hear it...   well she said she said, youre so fucking irresistable, as she lowered her head, into her hands...   i guess it happened again...      i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,   cause i'm getting caught, im falling down, and playing dead...   i'm waiting for the next train wreck, a new disaster,   cause im getting good, at falling down, and playing dead...      a hurricane, a tornado, a forest fire, a falling piano,   from out of a window, wherever she goes, pure disaster, surely follows,   a hurricane, a tornado, a forest fire, a falling piano,   from out of a window, wherever she goes, pure disaster, surely follows!