To Blink182's "All the Small Things"   Spring break, that year   Went out and bought beer   Cashier grabbed me, took my fake ID   Wait a second man   You don't understand   That picture is me with a turban and a tan   My my my my my my my my my my my my name's Mohammad      To Marc Anthony's "I Need To Know"   They say 'Who wants to be a millionaire?'?   Give me a million and I wouldn't care   There's only one place I have to be   And that's at the beach house on MTV   Cancun, Costa Rica baby I don't care   Use my dad's Visa if it get's me there   Tell me Carson Daly 'cause I need to know   How I'm gonna get onto the Spring Break show   I need to know, Spring Break Show      To Santana's "Smooth"   Well it's a hot one   Al Roker says it'll make 101   I got my boombox and my cooler   Filled with taquisa, out by the pool   But you went to the ocean   Locked me out of the room   I need some suntan lotion on my body soon   I look just like a lobster man, my trips ruined   Give me a plane ticket home,   And let's forget about it   Yeah let's forget about it!      To Dave Matthew's Band's "So Much to Say"   My head is hurt and I'm just wakin' up   And I am shaking,   'Cause I just threw up   Yeah yeah yeah, drank to much   Drank all 35 flavors of Jello shots   Smoked somebody's pot   Then I did a kegstand for a long long time   Made out with a stranger for a long long time   This is what Spring Break is all about   Ah little baby!