John Sammon

Accept Restless And Wild
We simply call this person a Panaphobe or a 8220chickenshit.8221...
Source : humours of ballyloughlin Pg. 3

Get Outta My Head
Get outta here!Exiting the car, I suddenly feel a mysterious chest pain. I panic. Nobody is around. What is this pain?Maybe I should call for help.Maybe Im not an island...
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Need A New Girlfriend
We can all be a little more creative these cold days while waiting for the warmer weather, and come up with a hobby that is not only satisfying, but gets us involved and aroused....
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Not Me
I walked for a full block----bent-over. Kyle consoled me. The woman could hit as hard and was about the same height as Rocky Marciano.8220Thats it....
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Marriage And Parenting
KNOW THE PERSON YOU8216RE MARRYING!Ill finish with sage advice from an old lady.8220Youll love 8216em and youll hate 8216em, but you better love 8216em more than you hate 8216em....
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Youre An Animal!
marked on a large paper chart.8220Oh yes J.D. Im right with ya.8221I smile. I just said that to make him happy.What I really want is to get back to nature...
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Bathroom Palacial
The heart soars. You could eat off the floor. Little, moist cloth towels hanging from silver trays for cleaning your hands. Embossed toilet paper. Gleaming brass and silver fixtures.A dream come true......
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Diary Complaints
Bull!I took a pencil and made my own entry in the diary. I copied my wifes style of handwriting. My husband is a handsome, muscular saint, I wrote....
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Authors; John Sammon