St. Viagras Dance While Im not exactly sure what Rep. Johnson meant to say, I believe he does know what hes talking about. After all, he is a politician. Who among us is better qualified to talk about sex? And the pictures begin again...
The Dust Settles On Miss America Lets have Miss Wyoming do the New York Times crossword puzzle in ink! Lets have Miss Kentucky balance my checkbook! Of course, theyll have to do all these things while wearing swimsuits. This is, after all, Miss America...
The Four Letters Between PG & R So there you have it, fellow parents. There are just four little letters between PG and R. Four little letters, can you believe it? When I was a kid the gap was much wider. Dang it...
The Intelligent Diaper The ad campaign could be Microsoft, for wherever you have to go today! Now thats what I call a real intelligent diaper...
The Religion Of Football As the clock ticked down - 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. you were either devoutly for Alabama or had completely given your life to Auburn. There was no Atheist section in these stands. Amen... Source : Pictures Of Football Teams
The Sky Is Falling To repeat, the Earth is not doomed. Resume your normal lives. We now return you to the Presidents press conference in Washington. RETURN TO PRESIDENTIAL PRESS CONFERENCE 0802 pm EST The Oval Office, Washington, DC Uh. nevermind....
The Tanya Factor They get our hearts pumping, our blood going, our adrenaline flowing. They give us what we want. They give us Tanya. And our knees are none the worse for wear...
The Unsinkable Tim Knox And in the role of the rich bad guy, Christopher Walken, of course! And dont forget Demi Moore as the nubile, young heroine with a penchant for dancing naked on the poop deck! Now that, my friends, is a movie Id pay to see...
Thingamabobs And Whatchamadigits Dont let her watch the news? I can do that, too. Keep her locked in her room until shes thirty and feed her through a tiny hole in the door? Brilliant! My problem is solved. Now, if I can just figure out what to do about Beth Ann Higginbottom... Source : Parental Controls Not Working
Women Are From Where? I learned that the next time you try to entice me with hot chocolate and little marshmallows, Id be better off settling for a little hanky-panky!...
